20 Beauty Tips Everyone Should Follow In Their Twenties

Thea

Jan 10, 2023

Sunscreen is everything. Get in the habit of using it every morning and don’t be afraid to slather it on. Unprotected UV exposure is the number one cause of looking old.
Rethink your cleanser. We know you’re still using the one you discovered at university. Grow up. Ideally invest in one with an anti-aging collagen booster.
Exfoliate. Scrub off all that dead skin and clean out those pores.
Have the epiphany that all the dead skin you just scrubbed off is actually now younger than you’ll ever be.
Buy these cute vintage mason jars to start collecting the young dead skin.
Also buy these life-size shop mannequins.
Begin reconstructing a more youthful body on said mannequin with the skin you collect over a period of time.
At midnight, by the light of the moon, start wearing the youthful body suit you’ve created and practise moving around in it enough that you feel comfortable.
Wash your hair only once a week. Over-cleaning will strip your head of its natural oils.
Have a regular yoga practise. Start with around two to three hours each day.
Follow with a twelve hour sleep. Not getting enough rest can lead to your skin becoming dry, dull and haggard.
Remember that your twenties is the youngest and hottest you will ever look. After this it’s all downhill. Go out, party hard, use your beauty, otherwise you’ll live a life drowning in regret for your misspent youth.
Build a clone machine using these instructions from Pinterest so that you can keep your yoga and sleep routine at the same time as making the most of your age.
Start to have tension with your clone over who gets to do what.
Oh no! The skin-suits on both you and your clone have fallen off and started to take on a life of their own due to the unregulated science used in building the cloning machine.
Now there’s four of you.
Fight to the death.
Emerge as the champion but think about at what cost.
Place all your various defeated body parts into a suitcase and throw it into the river never to be found again.
Use the fact you’re plagued by nightmares of your murderous behaviour and how your shameful secret now lies at the bottom of the riverbed as a reminder to drink water. Hydration is essential for keeping your skin moisturised.

Repeat daily for the best outcome.